An insult spoken to anyone who's done something bad to you or insists on wasting your time after you've asked them not to.
After Ron took my sister on a first date he told me she was a little fat and didn't have much of a personality. I told him to eat shit and bark at the moon and never go near her again.
by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 27, 2006
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When a person tells another person to do a thing that clearly cannot be done. Often used when a person has fucked up, but is too proud to admit it, and instead places the blame on someone else.
Employee: "But, you told me to do it..."
Boss: "Yes, well if I told you to fuck a spider on the moon, would you do it?"
Boss: "Yes, well if I told you to fuck a spider on the moon, would you do it?"
by spiderscantoo September 29, 2009
Get the fuck a spider on the moon mug.The adjective form of moron. To do something which only someone having the qualities of a moron (someone with an IQ of 45-59) would do.
1) You tried to dress yourself in duct tape? Steve, that was moronic.
2) You tried to drink the sprites in Super Mario Brothers? Steve, that was moronic.
3) You posted your MySpace picture on UrbanDictionary.com? Steve, that was moronic.
2) You tried to drink the sprites in Super Mario Brothers? Steve, that was moronic.
3) You posted your MySpace picture on UrbanDictionary.com? Steve, that was moronic.
by tgadeholt September 8, 2008
Get the moronic mug.This is the ring that sometimes appears around the full moon. It is not an object of any sort, but a visual effect. The appearent radius of the moon doggy is about ten times the diameter of the moon itself. It looks to our eyes like a perfect halo of light surrounding the moon.
Minion: Excuse me Wise One, what is that circle of light surrounding the moon?
Morgan: When there is just the right haze in the sky and the moon is full or nearly so, it is then that the moon doggy may appear.
Morgan: When there is just the right haze in the sky and the moon is full or nearly so, it is then that the moon doggy may appear.
by Morgezuma June 28, 2005
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dude1:you kissed her?!
BF: so what?
dude3:she has that mononucleosis thingy
dude2:you are so screwed.
BF:crap.
BF: so what?
dude3:she has that mononucleosis thingy
dude2:you are so screwed.
BF:crap.
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