Mike Toreno

A CIA agent from GTA San Andreas, mostly involved with the drug trade among many other things.

Mike Toreno: - Carl, learn to fly.
CJ: I'm on it man, I swear.
Mike Toreno: "Yeah, I'm on it man I swear", same old broken record Carl, but that's fine, because your brother's getting a new cell mate tonight. Horse Cock Harry. And I'm sending a present, little wedding present. Big tube of lube!
CJ: Shit dude, ok, ok, I swear man, I'm gonna be the best pilot!
Mike Toreno: I'd love to hear you Carl, I can't hear you, all I can hear is your brother's love cries, as eight kilometers of cock finds its way up his ass. Aooooowww - that's your brother, ok? No big problem.
CJ: Wait! Please, man!
Mike Toreno: That was my last motivational speech, understand? Am I being too spiritual for you, Carl?
CJ: Ok man, I get the message.

Mike Toreno by Big-digger-nick January 20, 2022

Mike Tysoned 

When someone pulls you’re cock out and it hits them in the head knocking them out

Bro, she pulled my pants down and my dick knocked her out cold, I Mike Tysoned her.

Mike Tysoned by Ooga Booga Monkey Man February 12, 2022

Mike Bovaguard

Definition 1: A fake identity online
Definition 2: When a funny moment happens

1: "who just got added to the groupchat?"

"Mike Bovaguard of course"
2: "Damn i just ate dirt thinking it was pizza

"Hah what a Mike Bovaguard moment"

Mike Bovaguard by eeeeeeee888888888 February 15, 2022

Mike Hunt 

Mike Hunt whether serious or a funny kahoot name in class is is the most serious thing in the world calling someone "my cunt"

Hey man so do you know Mike Hunt
Mike Hunt who is that
Haha I made you say my cunt

Mike Hunt by AntTheSauceGod April 10, 2022

Mike Krack 

The team principal of Aston Martin formula 1 team. He has worked at BMW Sauber F1 as the cheif engineer and the head of track engineering in the Porsche WEC Le Mans team.

"As we look at Mike Krack on the pitwall" - David Croft - 2022

Mike Krack by qwopasdfghjklzxcvbnm May 16, 2022

Mike Bobagaurd 

The best lawyer in Kentucky

Mike Bobagaurd saved me from three charges of Illegal warheads

Mike Bobagaurd by Susan Bobagaurd August 25, 2022

mike rizzowski 

referring to having a lot of rizz from mike wazowski in monsters inc.

bro is mike rizzowski

mike rizzowski by Illuminastorm January 13, 2023