martinez

a last name to a given people because of family and genetics usually VERY smart in math

dammmmm you smart are you a Martinez?

by factnoopinions November 22, 2017

Martizilla

The state in which Marti turns from bad to worse and becomes un-managably drunk treating my living room as if it is a city that godzilla has decided to destroy

-"Yo when Martizilla came out last night it was time to bounce like titties!"

-"Did he cry again?"

-"Yep."

by bgager September 9, 2011

Martin Brodeur

When one decides to sleep with his sister in law, later to divorce his wife to marry what at one time was his sister in law and make his ex wife his current sister in law

Priest: "And Jim do you vow not to go behind Marcy's back and be a Martin Brodeur"
Jim: "I Do"

by Deviled Eggs September 24, 2011

Martyr Complex

When someone is asked to do something on behalf of a friend, and they agree, but then act like they've made huge sacrifices and should be repaid 100 times more.

Craig: Hey Mike, since you're going to the store anyway, can you pick me up on the way? I need some groceries too.

Mike: Sure.


(2 weeks later)

Mike: Hey Craig, you owe me at least 5 dollars in gas money for taking you to the store, I'm sick of you asking for rides all the time.

Craig: What are you talking about? I've only asked you twice, plus I bought you a six pack at the store both times, helped you move last week, and set you up on two dates last month! You've got such a martyr complex.

by VanWrinkle April 18, 2009

Martha Zolanski

Martha is another one of Nicki Minaj's various alter egos. She's Roman Zolanski's British mother. She can be heard at the very end of the song 'Roman's Revenge' and was also seen for the very first time playing Nicki's fairy god mother in 'Moment 4 Life.'

Person 1: I love Nicki's voice when she becomes Roman Zolanski!

Person 2: Yeah me too! Not so sure about his strange British mother Martha Zolanski though.

by marylily2 April 5, 2011

Diablo Martini

A form of the drink Martini. Called Diablo Martini cause it gives you a devil of a good time.

"You having a good time?" "I'm having a diablo martini... dig it"

by Maul May 6, 2005

Martyrdom

One of the Call of Duty 4 perks online. This is where you drop a grenade once you die. Mostly pisses people off.

I freaking hate it when the other players have the Martyrdom perk in their class. I never get away in time.

by Keater January 7, 2008