lobster kiss

When you and your girl are kissing and you pinch each other's butts

Hey wanna lobster kiss?
Ew no

by Kford123 June 20, 2017

Lobster

Lobster: A delicious Delicate food that is expensive. Really expensive. 2nd Definition: A person who forgot to wear sunblock to the beach or on a hot day.

1: This lobster is delicious!
2: Here we have the rare (Insert name here) Lobster

by Jonathan Pallmyt June 23, 2017

Lobster Paw

When one lacks a butthole

i hear that girl Haley has a lobster paw and can't fart.

by Pittbuls June 28, 2017

Loob

a goof or a knucklehead

“ LMFAO you’re acting like a Loob!”

by lilpinski May 2, 2018

Lobster Hut

Another way for muslims to say Red Lobster.

Me and my dad ripped off Lobster Hut.

by Zumpus January 28, 2018

Lobster Claw

The sexual act of using one hand to pleasure a woman's vagina and anus simultaneously.

This is done by joining the pointer finger and middle into one claw and inserting in one hole, while forming the the second claw with the ring finger and pinkie and inserting into another hole.

Jimmy: "Man I totally lobster clawed that girl out last night."
Frankie: "Oh yea? Did you claw her up hard?"
Jimmy: "Hell yea I did, I Lobstered her all night!"

by AyeSugarTits May 30, 2018

Lobster slap

When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks

Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it

by X_x.Butnuggets.x_X May 12, 2018