Lava lamppp

When a owner has sex with his or her horse multiple times. Basically sitting on a horse cock.

Last night I went to the barn and lava lamppp with my new bourse

by Alliefuckingsmokes December 18, 2019

Llama lamp

When you’re hella fatty f*cked up, get startled by and try to say “lava lamp”

“Ooooh a llama lamp”

by alexiskaleb January 26, 2020

Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds inheritantly sexual in nature but was not meant as a sexual invitation by the host

"I invited a girl up to my apartment to see my lava lamps but then she freaked out and said she didn't like me like that, idk what I did wrong" "dude that's the classic lava lamps"

by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020

Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds sexual but was not meant to be a sexual invitation by the host

"I invited a girl up to my apartment to check up my lava lamp collection but then she freaked out and said she wasn't interested, what did I do wrong?" "Dude, that's a classic lava lamps, she thought you wanted to fuck"

by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020

Dirty Lamphear

When you’re taking her to pound town and pull out and cum on her face and say “are you feeling it now mr krabs”

Adam: Dude how was it last night?
Steve: She told me to pull out so I gave her a dirty Lamphear!”

by Citywok69 September 30, 2020

Lonsdale Lampshade

When a homeless guy is so proud of his crackhead girlfriend, he wears her panties on his head

Or, when you're too poor to afford a lampshade so you just use an old pair of underwear.

Tyrone swiped Moesha's panties and used it as a Lonsdale Lampshade because he is down with that ho!

by Buttwipes October 17, 2020

Group Lampin

when you have sexual relations with your partners

i was lampin, then she came over so we was group lampin

by anonymous October 27, 2020