protected left

n. When there is a green arrow at a traffic light permitting one to safely turn left (across traffic) while oncoming traffic must stop.

"We should take Diversey because there is a protected left onto Ashland."

by Kfunky October 26, 2006

up the left

N. Ireland phrase. Describes something gone wrong or something in bad shape. Similar to the phrase describing something that has gone pearshaped.

The engine in my car blew up so it was safe to say it was up the left and I wouldn't be driving anywhere.

by OllyH July 19, 2006

alt-left

1) People, who ban other's freedom of speech, because they feel "uncomfortable" hearing different opinions.
2) People, who physically assault other individuals, and damage both public and private property in the name of "peace" and "love".
3) People, who care more about their selfish desires and arrogant views than about the country they live in.

Why is everyone so supportive of alt-left destroying our nation? When will finally someone stop those alt-left terrorists?

by useless.info August 16, 2017

two left feet

This is used to define a person who is clumsy or awkward, especially while dancing.

He has two left feet, he is a poor dancer.

by Murthy Pariwakam May 22, 2006

A crow left of the murder

The first thing you should know about this Incubus song/album is that a flock of crows is called a "murder." So if you are a "crow left of the murder" you are the one that doesn't fly with the flock. Meaning, you are living your life for yourself instead of just following society.

the crow left of the murder doesn't fly with the flock.

by bartley December 30, 2004

biased left wing media

An annoying little imp that runs around with a steaming hot cow brand hunting for people that disagree with them. They tastelessly use the words "racist", "sexist" and "biased" to shame and silence anyone who disagrees with them. It's also very convenient for them to ride you off a racist or a discriminator, because then they don't have to actually discuss the issues with you.

Catholic priest states that he doesn't believe gay marriage is truly marriage, but still has nothing against gays.

Biased left wing media runs in screaming bloody murder and brands him in the ass. Now Father Richard will forever be known as a biased, discrimatory racist demon.

by Right winger from the Bronx March 27, 2009

suck my left one

after someone says something you didn't want to hear, or does something that pisses you off, say "suck my left one." of course for a guy its his left berry, for a girl, if anyone gets confused say, "nah ma, not testicles, my left BOOB!"

Amanda: "dude, you look mad dumb."
Sam: "Suck my left one!"
Amanda: "Huh?"
Sam: "Nah ma, not testicles, my left BOOB!"

by mandabee January 19, 2007