breaking the law

Judas Priest's most popular song; the theme song for masturbation.

Patrick's Mom- "PATRICK WE'RE HOME!"

Patrick's Dad- "Where is patrick?"

(the intro to breaking the law is heard up in Patrick's room)

Patrick's Mom- "OH NO, NOT AGAIN!!!"

by gayqui June 14, 2006

Callum law

One of the most ace lads on the planet. Total ace and a real laugh, he truly is >>j00.

He's had more women than you've had hot dinners, son. And he's an ace troll, too.

Lives in to town.

omg!!1 it's teh Callum law!!1!""!!"2!shift! hes teh bestest acest guy evaaaaar!11

by Noelleh March 30, 2004

Gun Law

A term for pop, soda, coke, or any other type of carbonated beverage.

Hey, go out to the fridge in the garage and grab that biddy a damn gun law.

by Waytonian November 30, 2006

Tow Law

A small town or large village (depends how you look at it) in north-east England. It's mainly full of murderers and drunks. Many people who aren't from the area fear the place as if Satan had created it. People from Tow Law realise that it's not that bad due to the recent opening of a Co-op and a Greggs.

Has a large Pikey presence but they're pretty mellowed out.

Person not from Tow Law: "I had my car fitted with armor plates so I could briefly drive through Tow Law! I'm positive I saw someone getting eaten by savage Pikeys!!"

Person from Tow Law: "Hey Pikeys, want to go to Greggs or the Co-op? I'm starving."

by Ub3r_Dr4g0n_5l4y3r_ June 01, 2011

Laws of Masterbation

1) you may only jizz on a guy if he is dead or unconscious.

2) You may only jizz on a girl if she is alive and conscious.

3) you may not jizz in front of family members

4) you may not jizz in front of a guy unless both of you are jizzing on the same girl.

feel free to add more.

Dude, you just broke the first and third laws of masterbation by jizzing on your dad!

by anon113618436 January 05, 2010

Alex's Law

Everything that has happened, is happening and will happen is because Alex Smith had sex with a man 17 times in one day.

Kid 1- I totally bombed that test.

Kid 2- Just remember Alex's Law.

by lupe3456 May 20, 2008

Sawyer's Law

When somebody believes that any beer within their proximity is rightfully theirs.

"After nick had a couple of drinks last night he turned into a beer monster, drinking any beer he could get his hands on. His always following Sawyer's Law!"

by Da Filth March 09, 2009