killer

The most common username in online games (especially FPS), used by n00bs who think they're being really cool and original.

These people will most likely be nerds.

Many variations of this name are also commonly used, such as "killa", "killah" etc.

<killer> WtF tHaT kIlL wAs TeH pWn4gE
<killa> wtf lyk omg lyk stfu lyk n00b
<killah> Omfg what is up with you gays stealing my name?
<kill0r> OMG STOP NAME STEALING N00BS GFY
<confused> wtf???

by sn!pershot September 3, 2005

The Killers

The most unhealthily overrated excuse for music since Fall Out Boy, whose lyrics are about as deep as Paris Hilton.

Somebody told me, You had a boyfriend, who looked like a girlfriend, that i had in february of last year

Now that is deep.... and by deep i mean garbage of unprecedented proportions

by Donald_Darko September 21, 2005

vibe killer

The person who waits for a good group conversation to start going underway before messing it up with an awkward statement or joke that's lightyears away from being funny that's not even related to the conversation.

Person 1: that party was awesome dawg. We should get those girls to come to the next one.
Person 2: Word bro.
Vibe killer: I'm getting head like a pillow

by tpmassive October 19, 2014

the killers

An overrated band that appeals to a proportion of music listeners that have never heard original bands like Joy Division, Television, and Gang of Four.

KnowsGoodMusicGuy#1- Hey, whats that shit playing on the radio?

KnowsGoodMusicGuy#2- It's that overrated band "The Killers"

KnowsBadMusicGuy#1- Hey! The "killers" are great and so original!

by josins April 16, 2006

baby-killer

*A person who kills babies, perhaps on a regular basis.

*One of the most popular hacks, by liberals, toward the United States of America, pro-troop attestors (really called pro-war, but sometimes it's pro-troop, like a pro-war rally I went to), George W Bush, and republicans in general.

"America does NOT slaughter children. In fact, if you have the BALLS to see the truth, you'll find that our troops like to play with Iraqi children, but only when they get the free-time."

"George W Bush is NOT a baby-killer. In fact, if you have the BALLS to see the truth, you'll find that the Dubya cares deeply about children and wants them to go through school and make their own decisions in life......Laura Bush also hopes that children learn to read, but you have to wish her luck because of the dominating illiterates in this country!"

"Not all republicans are evil. Bush isn't evil, Charlton Heston isn't evil, my philosophy teacher isn't evil, I'm not evil......republicans are said to mostly be people who work for a living......but you shouldn't expect close-minded pussies to listen."
-me

by Dave July 8, 2004

Keller Texas

A shithole of a town located in the 817 Metroplex of DFW North Texas. Not too far from Denton and Dallas, it is often referred to as the "K-Hole" for it's striking similarities to being stuck in an endless psychedelic/drug induced coma.

"Welcome to Keller Texas!"
"I can't wait to leave K-Hole!!"

by Aredjay October 8, 2008

sam keller

the fucking man; a god among west coast quarter backs

Every year Sam Keller chooses one lucky first born child to be thrown into the sun.

by Tanner Case November 1, 2007