edward jones

A dumb bitch nigga who always bitches because he's black

You know why Edward Jones that's why bitch

by JackLing86 August 9, 2015

spike jones

An amazing directer and maker of short documentaries like one about girl skaters. The directer of the Weezer videos Undone (Sweater Song) and Buddy Holly. Also made Sabotage video by the Beastie Boys and many others.

Spike Jones isn't really hot, but Rivers from Weezer is! So is little drummer guy at the beginning of From the Works of Spike Jones the dvd!

by Stephanie June 7, 2005

tom joned

Alternative rhyming slang for owned or pwned
Originately used by Revo whilst playing on CS, usually used by gamers, sarcasticly or out of pure excitement.

(voiceover): m-m-m-m-monster kill-ill-ll-l
+left | pet4#^: TOM JONED!

by rev00b May 31, 2006

keyanna jones

A funny Anti-Social girl that also likes girls (POLLY<3)

Hey did you meet the new girl? umm whats her name I think its keyanna jones?

by Alorah Donuts June 19, 2018

Mike Jones

n. describes a woman, between the ages of 18 and 24 -give or take- who is really hot. The term is primarily used between guys when they wish to point out a really hot girl to one another conspicuously when it would be awkward to do so otherwise.

Yep, I hope to spend some time with Mike Jones tonight

by Zaem September 20, 2010

Indiana Jones

This term comes from the the movies, obviously. It means that something is Sketchy, or you are unsure of something. In case you never noticed in the movies, everything Indiana Jones climbs on, or any bridges he crosses, always look unstable as if they will collapse at any given time.

"Dude, the stairway leading to your place is SO Indiana Jones..!"

"Oh my god! when you leaped over that Indiana Jones sewer, that was fucking Megatron."

by Andrew Dax Drilling September 30, 2008

Pat Jones

A method of convincing somebody you have a larger than normal sex-organ by making an Urban Dictionary post on yourself explaining the prior when in fact your reproduction tools are of Harbor Freight quality nicknamed "micro machines"

Yo, I think that fella just pulled a Pat Jones on that chick, shes totally questioning her iphone and his tiny bulge.

by Patty Mcjones February 26, 2009