slimy jonathon

When a woman hocks a loogie on a mans dick and the man shoves it in her ear

Bro I just slimy jonathoned that chick and she is scarred for life

by The info dude December 4, 2015

Jonathon Kangster

A cool Korean guy who goes to Ann Arbor SKyline High School. He loves to act cool and he is cool. He plays the trrrumpet and is da real kangster. He has the kangster look and likes to cover his eyes with his hair and sag his pants.

Jonathon Kangster loves to be cool.

by Jonathon Kangster November 21, 2014

janathan

A really great friend who can always ve there. Sure he's shy at first, but as you get to know him, he's really nice. He's popular, but will still talk to people who don't have many friends. Anyways he's a really good guy to be around and I think everybody needs a Janathan in their lives.

Do you see him over there?

Yeah, that's Janathan

Are you guys friends?
Obviously😂

by Jsocool9204 November 22, 2017

jonathon

a short guy with a loud mouth. he's loved by the girls but hated by their boyfriends. he has scoliosis but he can still move and groove. he's a lil gay at times but its okay bc he's a jonathon.

boyfriend: "are you texted jonathon?"
girl: "yes he's so cool"
boyfriend: "block him he makes me feel like less of a man"

by spookyskeletonlove October 4, 2018

Johnathan

Is only comparable to a greek god! Zeus to be exact, the king of all Gods. Johnathan's are sweet funny and the best damn friend anyone could have. Women come from all over the world just to be within 100 feet of Johnathan's. Their the manliest of the manly and cannot be takin down by any man. Just their stare alone can make the most beautiful girl aroused, and can also be compared too looking into the fires of hell. Johnathan's are leaders and commanders that will fight with you side by side to death.

girl1: Wow thats a who's that guy over there?
girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!
girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!

by canada7777777777 February 6, 2010

Johnathan

Saddest piece of shit that ever lived. Calling people a thot but he really needs to shut up.

bruh why ur dumb Johnathan fnmv

by ur father lesbian March 15, 2019

Jonatan Bergström

Jonatan is 17 and president of Rasbo Kil KKK. They meet up at sunday afternoons when Jonatan usually bring fika and small boys he picked up from Uppsala Centralstation.
Jonatan is not a charismatic guy but kind of disgusting.

Oh run there is Jonatan Bergström.

by Isak Forsberg December 8, 2021