ginger johnson

most ginger johnson’s are very creative you could say and very exquisite in their specialties but most of all a great person even though . they are ginger we still love them

Jason’s Father: Have you meant a ginger johnson ?

Dominic: No what are they like?

Jason’s Father: Well they stick around, not like me of course

by ginger johnson March 2, 2022

Boris Johnson

The outgoing British Prime Minister with a bad haircut and worse face, he’s another person who has made populism a dirty word.

Boris Johnson couldn’t handle his Parliament much less his own affairs. While everyone else had to cut back on parties and other get-togethers a few years ago, he had to turn Number 10 Downing Street into a nightclub.

by The Real Canadian July 7, 2022

The Johnson Curse

This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.

Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...

by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018

Samuel Johnson

average child lover

yeah its a shame he was arrested. Really showed his inner Samuel Johnson there.

by sausage_animations January 5, 2023

Katrell Johnson

A tall lanky person, who is always smiling for no reason . He socializes with everyone, doesn’t care about race. He’s a cool kid but people still hate on him .

That must be “Katrell Johnson” wow he is tall.

by Slimeboy08 February 28, 2019

Benjamin Johnson

The man with the worlds smallest penis

Man that dude has a super small penis, it's less than 1 inch. Its almost as small as Benjamin Johnson's penis.

by X.2 August 28, 2019

Jayden Johnson

Jayden Johnson is the best person you'll ever meet. He is kind, caring, fine as hell, and is the most loyal and trustworthy person. He's a great person to hang out with, he'll make you smile and laugh, and will never stop loving YOU. He's the most loyal person you will ever meet, so stick with him, and never let him go. Jayden will never let you down. You'll feel so warm and nice inside when you talk to Jayden, and his voice is like music to your ears. Every time you hear it it makes you get butterflies. His brown eyes are beautiful, which makes you get lost in them every time you look at them. He's the nicest and most understanding person you'll ever meet. If you get luck enough to date a Jayden Johnson, never let him go, and stay with him forever because every moment with him counts.

Person 1: Oh my jeez! you must really love Jayden Johnson!
Person 2: Yes! He's The best person you could ever meet!
Person 1: I really hope I get lucky enough to get a boyfriend as good as Jayden Johnson!

by YASqueen2009 September 20, 2021