Johnny Damon

A dirty scummy mountain man, with cro magnum features who happens to play center field for the Boston Red Sox. Rumor has it that he is known to shower on a Bi-monthly basis.

"Hey Johnny, it's been a couple of months, how about taking a shower!"

by Badass Keith April 5, 2005

Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place

When playing Golf, this refers to when someone continously takes large divots and uses alot of turf seed in the divots.

I was hitting the ball so fat man, I was Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place

by Glen S. May 18, 2006

Johnny Wasted

When someone is out of their brains drunk

"He got so Johnny Wasted last night that i just went home'

by Stefane January 11, 2009

johnny gas pedal

the act of holding a dudes feet while kicking him in the groin

Dan: That was a pretty good fight until the one dude fell, then it was all over.

Kyle: Yeah, that was the perfect opportunity for me to give him the johnny gas pedal and really turn things in my favor.

by Bobby-O February 24, 2009

Johnny Shaded

The act of masterbating to porn in front of the tv when Police knock down your door

I got Johnny Shaded last night by the Anne Arudel County Police.

by turd to ya mudda June 5, 2011

johnny slapnuts

A person at work that is a piece of shit, but somehow gets anything they want!

“You hear about who got that promotion? Of course, it was that assbag Johnny Slapnuts…Everybody hates that Douche Face!

by #Gerbils May 15, 2016

johnny mccormick

A hot as motherfucker that has a huge cock and always gets major bitches and ripped as fuck but he loves to cuddle

Johnny McCormick has such a huge cock

by Slayingalways March 21, 2017