Jew Pants

Things that jewish people wear on their legs. The most common jew pants include polyester material meant to look like denim, but they aren't actually blue jeans. Jew pants also include an elastic waistband in place of the belt. The main reason jews wear these items is because they are cheap and affordable, rather than buying actual denim and a belt separately.

Dude: Woah man check out those funky pants? Are those jeans???
Lil Nigg: Hell naw man, them beez fuckin jew pants!

by Garren S. March 5, 2010

jew nigger

a black guy that is the oppisite of poor and is a rich snooby unkle tom that does not give any one money

person1-look at that jew nigger that motha fuck wont ever lend me a dollar

person2- lets kill that jew nigger

by mtown64 February 18, 2009

jew penis

Jew Penis (see wonders of the world): The reproductive organ belonging to a man of the Jewish faith. This organ is used in producing offspring that lives well over 300 years, with extremely strong immune systems, innate physical dominance over other human races, as well as the highest intellectual capacity known to man, and the most efficient warriors. The jew penis is also used for giving extreme amounts of pleasure to women during sex; a team of researchers comprised of medical experts from the U.S., U.K., France, India, and Japan have concluded that women receive more sexual stimulation to their entire body - and mind - from one stroke of penetration from the jew penis than any regular penis. Typically the jew penis is the largest of the human penises and will stay erect for the longest duration of time. Medical advances in treatment for over 100,000 types of human defects/mutations are all due to the plethora of extremely pure genes found in the semen of the jew testicles.

"Did you hear about Jessica?" "Yes, as a matter of fact I did. I heard that Adam Goldman used his 'jew penis' to give great amounts of sexual pleasure to Jessica! Is this true?" "Yes, this is very true Jessica is having trouble finding anything as pleasuring as her penetration by Adam Goldman's 'jew penis'!"

by ihartjoo December 21, 2008

Jew Move

An action that gives one person an advantage while disadvantaging the other person/people involved and not feeling the least bit of remorse for it.

Commentator 1: "Did you see Dale Earnhart Jr. cut off Jeff Gordon and cause him to crash, taking the lead?"

Commentator 2: "That's what we call a jew move, Bill."

by beast_is_watching May 2, 2009

jew o'clock

When someone who may or may not be an actual jew works a lot of overtime to make more money; the time that they fianlly clock out is called "jew o'clock".

"Look, my supervisor is still working. Must not be Jew o'clock yet."

by 99knives March 12, 2009

Gay Jew

A jew that is gay (homosexual). A phrase made by one of my friends as an inside joke

There are many different ways he used the term...

You are a gay jew.

You are such a jew.

You are very jewish you f#$%ing gay jew.

Stupid fuxking gay lesbian hippie jew.

by Not a Gay Jew June 26, 2019

Jew-wop

A really cheap Italian.

Bruno hates to spend money. He's a Jew-wop.

by Meghan S. April 17, 2008