flash-jerk

d1. Someone who steals away to jerk off really quickly
d2. Someone who becomes sexually aroused by exposing his/herself
d3. A person with lots of money and power but few sexual outlets. Can be recognized by the look of lust and hate in his/her eyes.

That partner at "big money law firm X" is SUCH a flash-jerk, he tried to get a whole bunch of articling students to fuck for him but they refused.

by Dorothy VanWellingham May 24, 2006

jerk face

The face often found on a male when alone and jerking it, slapping the ham, choking the chicken, etc.

Erik: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit that feels good.

Ryan: (walks in) DAMMIT! I definitely did not want to see your jerk face.

by FatboyIzzaTool September 25, 2010

Air jerk

To masterbate on an aeroplane

Steve: I'm going for an air jerk

Bob : cool enjoy your self don't get caught

by W j c February 3, 2012

bikes are for jerks

Term used by cyclists as a greeting.

As my friend, whom I had not seen in a couple weeks, passed me in the opposite direction, he shouted "Bikes are for jerks."

by PedalPusher July 2, 2006

circle jerk

a group of boys who are all conceited fuckboys with huge egos but nothing to back it up with and who probably jack each other off in their spare time

*sees Kam, Stephen, Anthony, Evan, and Hunter*
“Damn here comes the circle jerk."

by hippiemoe May 8, 2017

e-jerking

Online jerking each other off

I wanted to have an e-jerking session with him on Skype, but he wasn't online.

by JohnDors December 21, 2016

jerk-opoly

when someone playing a monopoly-like board game (monopoly,life,or mario party) does everything to hinder you in every way and targets you specifically for either jail time or a turn-loss.

me: YOU BASTARD!!!
that guy: Hey, thats why they call it jerk-opoly

by xplodingbrain May 13, 2008