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eddie joke

a joke that if it were to be told in the right context with the right timing would actually have a chance at being considered laughable, or for at least a disappointing chuckle. named after a master of telling badly timed, worded and carried out jokes.
ex of eddie joke:

"what is this, some kinda bowling alley?"

(joke said 30 min after group left the bowling alley)
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catching jokes

when you are finding a lot of things funny and can't stop laughing
a number of things are amusing you just as easily as it is to catch something
what you lot doing there on the floor
-just catching jokes man, i'm creasin'!!
by miowmeeshyz June 11, 2010
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Rape joke

100% funny, anyone who thinks otherwise is a grade A snowflake
Dude he made me laugh so much it felt like a rape joke
by No_Quarter_for_them December 5, 2022
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Boot Joke

A joke played on an online game (usually X-Box Live or PSN) in which the host, who has the ability to kick players from the game tricks a player into saying the word "Boot" or "Kick". The host will then kick that player as soon as he says it.
Host: Hey you know the cat from Shrek?
Victim: Yea
Host: Whats his name?
Victim: Puss in Boots? *KICKED*
I have to say Boot Joke in example???
by Bamboozlled August 17, 2011
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Best Jokes

The king of all jokes. A form of Joke that requires an explanation of the punch line before any laughter can be had. The punch line should not deliver a blow of hilarity until it is clearly explained why it is funny to begin with.
T: Who is the smartest person you know?
K: Tarik...hahahaha
T: I don't get it?
K: It's funny because Tarik is mentally retarded.
T: Oh now I get it...hahahaha, the best jokes!
by Batman416 August 20, 2009
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Rape joke

Not funny,didn't laugh
Monke in not proud
Guy 1:*makes rake joke*
Girl 1:*murders him but has no charges because rape jokes aren't legal anywhere*
by OrdinaryPerson1 April 24, 2021
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Jokes on you

When you are wrong...WRONG...WRONG...WRONG...WRONG...WRO- basically when you say something that is incorrect in front of a Hispanic or African-American person they'll probably correct you and then make you realize how unintelligent you are by saying, "Jokes on you."
European: Shrek Memes are not funny
African-American: *pulls out phone*

Hispanic: *gives the European a you're kidding me look*

African-American: *shows the European a meme of Shrek naked in the shower*

European: huh maybe Shrek memes are funny
African-American and Hispanic together: Jokes on you
by JeeJeeTheHeeHee November 27, 2020
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