A piece of furniture often composed of wood, metal, hard plastic, and other sources of materials. It is used as a surface to sit on for comfort, usually paired with a pillow for style.
by overdescribed. September 26, 2023
Get the Chair.mug. This is an ass that is caused by years of sitting in a desk and not going to the gym to squat and deadlift. You ass becomes 4 foot wide and only sticks out a few inches. Looks like a pancake and is why people start wearing suspenders to keep their pants up. It's not because the gained a bunch of weight. It's because their is no ass to hold up the pants anymore.
Bob just retired today. Company gave him a gold watch but desk jockeying for 30 years gave him chair ass. I don't think a belt will keep his pants up anymore.
by wpcustoms July 8, 2020
Get the Chair Assmug. by GeorgeFeeney February 27, 2023
Get the Breasting Chairmug. that one friend who loves books, art, and music. quiet sometimes, annoying sometimes, very supportive and openminded. Some psychotic tendencies, a few misspelled words here and there. uses incorrect grammar ironically. Depressed, introverted, extroverted, and most importantly, they know what ribbed means.
by Rock made of slikels September 19, 2020
Get the Psycho Chairmug. An alternative way to thank someone, usually in a casual manner. Generally used with someone that is your mate, to whom you might say Cheers to over a drink.
by VonRuss May 24, 2021
Get the Chairs Martmug. 
When you have a boner and your push your dick downwards between your thighs, adding lots of lube, your rock back and forth until you finish.
"the rocking Chair" is my favourite way to masturbate... you have to be careful though or you will cum on your own ass.
by Lonely Bater December 1, 2019
Get the The Rocking Chairmug.