Can Kicking Syndrome

A common disorder of chronic avoidance of difficulties accompanied by a flair for procrastination.

Our entire workplace administration seems to share what appears to be a characterological form of chronic Can Kicking Syndrome and so we all wind up lost, trying to solve our own commonly shared dilemmas by ourselves, in isolation.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2019

Coke-can Bandit

An unidentified person who secretly leaves large unflushable shits in the toilets at work

'No way! It could be Belpop, Kennard or Hughsey but Backholer is far too skinny to be a coke-can bandit'

by BDAdmin March 24, 2009

soda can tab

If someone hands you a soda can tab, it means you owe them a kiss.

"Dude, she gave me a soda can tab"
"score"

by Amy7722 September 6, 2021

she can get it

meaning that the female bieng spoken about looks good enough to "beat" or make love too

david: yo gabe check out dat girl...
gabe: shes pretty good looking she can get it...
david: yupp id beat too...

by bumrecords October 18, 2008

beer can blanket

When a person wakes up covered in beer cans creating a beer can blanket.

Pbluescript jolted awake as the afternoon sun hit his face. A loud crash hurled him out of bed as his makeshift beer can blanket crashed to his soiled bedroom floor.

Soiled.

Like his heart.

by Timtastic January 4, 2009

can you dig it?

Literally asking someone if they enjoy something or if they are enjoying something at that moment. Asking another person if they are in favor of something. Asking if they approve.

Oh wow, Pink Floyd in concert! Can you dig it?

by Danbridge October 11, 2006

canned cheese energy

When someone is acting soooooo cringeworthy that you allude them to the lowest possible tier of cheese.

You're giving me canned cheese energy right now

by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021