rape-deal

An expression most commonly used to describe a situation in which someone who has gotten the worst part of a formal or informal agreement.

John says, "Dude, I made 5 cookies. I'll eat 4, and you can have the last one."

Kevin replies, "awww that's a rape-deal".

by Nomack November 16, 2013

Raped off

When you get ripped off so badly that its almost like they took you in the back alley and raped the shit outta you.

I think I just payed 3 times the retail price for latex pants, I got so raped off.

by Barooglafan November 27, 2009

Router Rape

When you're happily browsing the internet with a great big smile on your face, browsing your news feeds, browsing web comics, searching porn and chatting to your girlfriend(s) on facebook and MSN when suddenly your router cuts off, your router goes on its period and cuts your connection off and you have to trail all the way to your deep dark computer room with the 100 year old desktop computer, risking your life on the deadly wires of doom, before unplugging the router and replugging it...

only to find you needed to turn off and on your wifi on your laptop.

Uhh, i was chatting up that fit girl Siobhan when suddenly while i was browisng i had router rape.

by hurrdurrimahoerz October 11, 2010

Swedish Rape

To have sex with someone while they're asleep

Girlfriend: I've never raped anyone!
Boyfriend: You raped me last week
Girlfriend: What?!?
Boyfriend: You Swedish raped me last Saturday
Girlfriend: What the hell are you talking about?
Boyfriend: You woke me up with a blow job
Girlfriend: Oh for fucks sake. Well I won't do it again, okay?
Boyfriend: What? No, it was lovely dear, it's just an expression, it's considered rape in Sweden...
Girlfriend: You're such a dickhead

by magic teacup January 11, 2011

Rape-pretty

A girl who is by traditional standards not pretty, but is nonetheless a potential rape victim due to the lower standards of rapists.

John: Hey Mike, what do you think of Janet?
Mike: Well, she's not my type but she's definetely rape-pretty.

by DonkeyPunchNow July 19, 2010

Cuddle Rape

When your significant other doesn't like to cuddle so you wait till they fall asleep and then you spoon with them.

My wife was bitching about me touching her because she was hot so after she fell asleep I cuddle raped her ass.

by xBobLoblawx November 01, 2012

squid rape

To lunge at a persons testicles with your foot and quickly pronounce "Squid Rape" while in the middle of a boring conversation.

Bob: So yesterday I had a lunchbox at school and...
you: "SQUID RAPE"
Bob: JESUS MY BALLS!!!!

by blackpowermothafucka March 18, 2007