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Machete Hobos

That guy sure is handing out a bunch of machetes... And booze. Technically allowed! Machetes can be purchased at any hardware store and you can give gifts as freely and charitabley as you like.
Hym "Ooo machete hobos! That'll be... Something. I guess... It'll be as good as it is good and as bad as it is bad... Yep."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2025
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Hobo Games

n. Triennial international sporting event involving homeless folks, people between income sources, and non-professional athletes. Opening soupcans with a rock, starting a fire from scratch, outrunning authorities, constructing shelters and clothing from sticks and plastic sheeting are but some of the featured events. Corporate and government sponsorship are, of course, prohibited, and betting is mandatory. Red Deer, Canada, is the permanent site for the HG.

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Wanna head over to Red Deer for the Hobo Games? We could pick up some well-sorted gravel while we are there and maybe look for dinosaur bones in the creek, or Hobo bones, which are more plentiful.

No. I think I’ll pass. Again.
by gnostic3 December 15, 2025
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Hobo nickle

Dustbowl / graet depression aprox 7 million American starved to death. Many many oroginal homestead families were completely displaced as far as Canada where land settlers grants were still available at that time.

Hobo nickles were hand carved "tramp art" or folk art coins mostly pickles carved by the Displaced Shawnee homesteaders. They would pay a farmers wife or widow a carved nickle as payment or a sweet heart token, for food lodging and a job.
That's worth a Hobo nickle.
by Modern Women December 19, 2025
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