Herpis

The worst kind of herpes.

Jack got the herpis from the cheer leader in the R.V.

by Zebrasrock January 25, 2019

herpden

Native slang - almost the same thing as hurry-up- den but with more horny-Ness to it.

"Let's go tag team that girl", "but she's our cuzzin." "I don't care it's after 6 and she's down"..."herpden bro"

by medicineman845 January 26, 2019

Herps

It means ‘Herpes’ but this slow person said it’s “Herps” so it’s just the bootleg version of ‘Herpes’

“He gave you herps”

by Zeiora March 6, 2019

Herpinus Derpino

"Herpinus Derpino" is a powerful spell that causes its victim to become dull and silly, like a derp.

"Herpinus Derpino!" Exclaimed the wizard as purple lighting burst out of his magic staff.

by TonyBony May 16, 2019

Herpagunareasyphlecrableitis

Every std in one, usually passed on by fucking the high school thot.

“HELP I FUCKED THE SCHOOL THOT AND I HAVE HERPAGUNAREASYPHLECRABLEITIS AND IM GONNA DIE IN TWO DAYS😭”

by Pussyfoot6969420666 July 18, 2019

Herpes dick

A dick with herpes

Rumor has it that your dad has a herpes dick

by Stickycarseats July 29, 2019

Herpegitis

Any sort of revolting yet ambiguous skin or bodily manifestation causing immediate surprise or outward disgust.

Ew! What’s that on your face?! Is that herpegitis?

-What’s that on his face?

-Looks like slutty John got herpegitis from skanky Sammy.

Experts have warned festival attendees to stay safe, emphasizing that herpegitis infections are on the rise and theres no foreseeable cure in sight.

Don’t share straws. Herpegitis is real.

by Openedwindows August 18, 2019