I don't have any gum

The biggest lie in history
EVER.

Kid: Do you have any gum?
You: (checks, and does actually in fact have gum) No, sorry I don't have any gum.

by namer-of-names January 16, 2012

Do you have parents?

Used when there is an awkward pause and/or to start a conversation. Can be awkward depending on the individuals conversation skills.

person 1: ....

person 2: .... Do you have parents?

person 1: yes...?

person 2: cool.

person 1: ....

person 2: ....

by Nacoji April 4, 2011

do you have stairs in your house

A phrase used by www.somethingawful.com goons. It is derived from an old song regarding robots; the author of the song tried to gain fame equal to that of the All Your Base phenomenon. It failed to gain much popularity, but SA goons use the phrase to this day to identify other goons.

A special response is required to correctly answer this question and let the questioner know that one is indeed an SA goon. The generally accepted answer is "I am protected." Be aware that if you use this reply without actually being an SA goon, you may open yourself up to a world of hurt.

<Goon> do you have stairs in your house
<Bob> I am protected.
<Goon> GOONY GOON GOON GOONS GOONERY
<Goon> So how about that FYAD thread about mechagirl
<Bob> Fia-what? Who girl?
<Goon> goddamnit you got the stairs response from urbandictionary didnt you
<Bob> Yes.

by Lurky McLurkflakes April 17, 2005

have fun

A Euphemism for having sexual intercourse

My Bf: How was work?
Me: Awful.
My Bf: I can change that. Wanna have fun?

by jessbrown March 16, 2020

I have fury!

Fawful's favorite phrase.

I have fury, you damn dirty fink-rats!!!

by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004

have a pull

to wank, masturbate

instead of goin' to physics, i stayed in my room and had a pull

by arthwys April 4, 2004

Have a chop

To have a marijuana smoking session (refers to chopping up the herb).

"Hey Johnny, lets have a chop!"

by knobslap May 31, 2009