Hot Dog Handshake

The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.

"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"

"Ohhh man thats nasty!"

by thegodofthepenis July 26, 2012

Essex handshake

A greeting loved by many an Essex girl specifically the gentleman proffers his hand with his three middle fingers together and his thumb and little finger spread out. The gentleman inserts said 3 fingers into the ladies vagina and the little finger into her rectum, the thumb being strategically placed on the ladies clitoris.

I met Cheryl at the Sugar Hut last night and gave her the old Essex handshake, she was as wet as a billposters bucket and I then shagged her over the bonnet on the way home to her council dwelling. It was like throwing a sausage up an alley

by Cara Van Swinger December 13, 2016

Spanish handshake

Definition of a weak, disgusting wet hand that a short, brownish guy wants to give you. One of the tips how you can understand that he is a PIDOR.

Wow, his handshake is so weak, he is probably from Spain. It`s his Spanish handshake.

by lkostyan1302 April 24, 2018

shitty handshake

To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".

I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.

by villos69 May 8, 2017

Tennessee Handshake

Sitting on your hand until it's numb and then proceeding to using the other one to jerk off with the numb hand.

Jessie said she was too tired last night so I gave myself a Tennessee handshake, it's pretty much the same thing.

by Kinney Olaso August 18, 2024

Handshake

Thumb in the pink four in the stink.

When I had sex with her for the first time I had to be a gentleman and give her holes a handshake.

by Caulkcogan October 17, 2020

Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.

It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.

by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024