grumpy gut

A generic saying to call someone grumpy.

Quit being a grumpy gut.

by Carlguy42 February 20, 2017

crocodile gut

When one eats an excessively large portion of food in a single sitting which ends up taking a couple of days to digest. Usually accompanied with fasting.

"Hey Jim, we're going out for Mexican food, would you like to come? "

"Nah man, I ate a 5 pound steak at Earl's last night and I am working off crocodile gut."

by rickmcclure October 14, 2016

gut shelving

Placing your fat beer belly on the backside of a desperate stripper in order to perform mediocre coitus.

Guy 1: Man my knees have been really hurting when I do doggy to those slutty strippers.
Guy 2: Brah, you need to be gut shelving those strippers it's done wonders for my knees.

by ThatJO May 4, 2018

Vagina Gut

my penis in your mom

I fucked your momo in the vagina gut

by BIG DAMON February 13, 2018

gut pudding

Soft excrement, having the consistency and texture of chocolate pudding.

Every time I have dairy my ass pumps out gut pudding for a week.

by The Mad Quaffler January 21, 2017

Gut Check

Verb: Only performed in a threesome, whilst the tramp is riding ones cock, she sucks the others load into her stomach. She then tells the one being ridden to punch her hard In the gut. At which point she orally ejaculates the previously swallowed load, onto the one being ridden.

Lisa was frustrated with mike and Dave, and decided to perform a gut check the next time they had a threeway.

by Big D johnny layer October 24, 2019

Gut Jumping

When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts

When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts

Gut jumping means you wanna jump them til they feel it in their guts

1st scenario
Bro 1: Dang she looks so fine I'm fixing to jump her Guts

Bro 2: Dang bro you about to do what??

2nd scenario
Her: I'm fixing to Gut jump you if you don't come make out with me...

Him: Oh yes baby come Gut jump me!!!

by whitemamatotator December 24, 2020