grass layer

the worst insult ever

bro ur such a grass layer

by grass layers April 19, 2025

Swamp grass

When a dick cums on a hairy pussy

When Johnny pulled out and blew his load…Dixie’s bagina looked like swamp grass

by Dr. Tickfinder July 27, 2023

Touch Grass

Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.

“You’ve been talking about her brown snatch for two hours... maybe it’s time to touch grass, yeah?”

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Grass Wistle

An offensive gesture performed by bending over and placing your head between your legs. Then take your middle finger and place it in front of your ass and fart. Your finger will resemble a blade of grass as it blows through the wind.

Some jerk gave me the Grass Wistle after I yelled at him for cutting in line at Burger King.

by DaBigDuk3 September 8, 2009

Grass

The most awesome thing your eyes have ever seen.

Dude, DJ Pauli's megamix is so grass. YEAAAHHH!

by Drewski LeChrome July 17, 2011

Grass Dick

When you get off a slip n’ slide and because you’re so wet grass starts sticking to your dick.

Bro you have a serious case of Grass Dick, it’s covered in grass! Practically eco-friendly dick.

Bro don’t rub your grass dick on my regular dick! Your gonna spread it!

by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025

The Grass Ain’t Greener

When someone assumes that life will be better without a person however it clearly is not

(Ex relationship)
Guy: I’m so lonely I miss you

Girl: so the grass ain’t greener then (without me)

by E-lA September 5, 2023