goochmonkey

a person behaving in an inappropriate or stupid manner

man that guy is such a goochmonkey

by man i rule June 11, 2006

Goochacabra

In Spanish, literally "walking bag of shit", usually especially smelly.

Holy shit man, I just missed that shockwave for the 40th time, I'm a huge Goochacabra.

by returnthehunter September 7, 2016

Smudging Gooch

The act of wiping the chode hairs free of sweat from a hard night of anal sex.

Man last night Alex was smudging gooch with his tounge, i later foung out he had herpes.

by 69dude69 October 13, 2007

freeze dried camel gooch

anything and everything that is ultimately wrong and generally shit in life

ah mate the north is a hench pile of freeze dried camel gooch!!!

by billmchperson August 31, 2008

Gobshite

Shite, that is pronounced from the mouth.

This dictionary rules!

that's complete and utter gobshite.

by Cloud! May 27, 2004

gooch

the part between the ballsack and the piehole......nasty stuff but its from jackass the movie so who fucking cares you know

"fuck off you gooch"

quote michael mckeown on the bus home from school " i stroke ma velvet gooch percy"

"how does naw gobble yer gooch" quote kyle in his excellent poem " how does naw! "

by its all me biatch!!! May 28, 2006

gooch

In the interest of breaking up the chorus for a moment, it's short for 'Agnes Gooch'. Peggy Cass (actress) played Agnes Gooch in the 1958 film 'Auntie Mame'. Boring I know, but I have to wonder if Patrick Dennis, the author, didn't pick that name on purpose.

Gooch! Could you get the phone please? ... What? Why not?

by Hayseed April 13, 2006