Goofy Looking Motherfucker

A man who is so infuriatingly goofy looking that you have to stop for a minute and collect and compose yourself in order to continue as a functioning member of society. Some examples of this terrible condition include socks with sandals, white people with dreads, dads dancing to rap, and anyone who wears harry potter glasses *save for the oz man himself*

Look at this goofy looking motherfucker!

by DATRU12YEAROLD June 21, 2017

Goofy Ahh

A character from Disney's Mickey Mouse. Although lesser known, Goofy's last name is actually "Ahh". If someone calls you a "Goofy Ahh" they mean you are a very cool person who is almost as cool as Goofy himself.

Person 1: Hey look! It's Mickey Mouse!
Person 2: Yeah, and there's Goofy Ahh!

by VYDEOS October 4, 2022

goofy goober

A goofy goober is someone who is a bloody mentalist... but without the pro finesse of a proper one. Usually someone confused who is still socially active, contributes occasionally and often says stupid shit: thats a goofy goober

Colon:Hey man, my cup is empty
Phil: Man Colon, you're such a goofy goober

by Philipp Beer March 15, 2005

Goofy Lookin Bastard

One who has a damn hot sister and is to gay to realize it.

David Richardson

by Andy Massie February 6, 2003

Goofla

Means love and everything else in between words cant describe
Filler for the feelings that cant be described with words
word that describes, or portrays, the undescribable

me and his special word only we understand
"love you"
"love you too"
"Goofla my love"
"Goofla"
"ok bye"
"byes"

by imagine_or_fade October 29, 2009

Lil Goofy

Someone who just clowns around and doesn't stop talking in baby voice.

"Hi lil goofy how are you"

by lil goofy July 7, 2006

goofus

A Goofus is a human male who loves skateboarding, tequila shots and all things Indonesian. It is the type of guy who takes his clothes off during a game of ping pong, who breaks out into a mediocre rap in the middle of a normal conversation, and who decorates your bicycle with Christmas lights when you're not looking. A Goofus is all about positivity. He is the guy who will drive you to the beach after dark on the coldest night of the year, and who will drink sake with you in the middle of the day if you feel like it. One of the things that comes out of his mouth most is: "OKAY, LET'S DO THIS" and he says it in such a way that you go: "YEA, OF COURSE, LET'S JUMP INTO THAT PILE OF QUICKSAND, NO PROBLEM, LET'S GO!!!" People are not yet sure why his enthusiasm is so contagious. Theory goes that it's because a Goofus is unusually good looking and his curly hair always looks like he has just woken up, or that it's because he is some sort of weird and very satisfying mixture of smooth and sweet. Nobody really knows, so for the time being, this phenomenon is referred to as 'the Goofus magic'. When you meet a Goofus, keep him in your life in whatever way possible. And if by any strange twist of fate you get the chance, take him out for beer and a make out session - he might be good at life in general but he is excellent at that too.

- "Why are you wearing a silly costume on a regular night out?"
- "I pulled a Goofus."

-"Wow, that dude is amazing!"
- "Yea, he is definitely a Goofus allright."

- "When people are on the verge of getting depressed, they just need to Goofus up their lives, man."

- "For sure!"

- "Yesterday a kid was afraid to do a skateboarding trick so I spread some Goofus magic until he did."
- "Right on, Simon!"

by Latenightsun January 21, 2017