Guitarded

Sucking at guitar despite years of practice.

Dude did Jimmy just start playing guitar?

No, he's been playing for 4 years!

Awwh, poor kid must be guitarded

Guitarded by damngurlhowufitindemjeans November 14, 2011

guitar band wars hero 

The game name that results from the indecision of whether to play rock band or guitar hero. they are really similar and can be used interchangeably.

Hey you guys wanna play guitar hero or rock band tonight?

I don't know man, let's just play guitar band wars hero.

Kool.

guitar band wars hero by bPlague7 March 28, 2012

guitar g spot 

When you are playing guitar so good you give people arousal and they orgasm. You can also give yourself an orgasm if you play good enough.

Guy: oh man that guys getting my guitar g spot *SQUIRT*.
Girl: Eww FREAK!

guitar g spot by CornCobKnob September 6, 2013

Guitacunatation 

When someone is guilt triping you or trying to make you feel sorry for them. (there wasn't a word for it until now)

Stop the guitacunatation

Guitacunatation by Legit fam December 13, 2015

Guitarded

The state a guitarist enters when playing that is accompanied by a grimace or contortion of the face that makes them appear to be mentally challenged. A portmanteau of "guitar" and "retarded".

"DId you see the solo that Jerry busted out? Dude got guitarded."

Guitarded by Dis Manibus Sacrum April 28, 2016

Guitar hello 

Polish greeting, used by proud poles.

-Guitar Hello!
-Hey Knee!
-God, Honor, Homeland
-Elbow, heel there is no customer!

Guitar hello by dobrepomaranczowe December 6, 2016

guitared ass

to take his/her ass hairs, braid them, and use them like strings on a guitar.

"I guitared ass with Johnny last night and we made a new hit!"

guitared ass by Hugh Mungi December 18, 2016