garden tool

A person, often socially ignorant, who is oblivious to being taken advantage of while in the garden.

Mabel: Go ahead and dig up all those turnips you want, Elmer. The worms will just eat em all if you dont.

Hank: Damn mabel, quit being such a garden tool! He's just gonna go out and sell em like you ought to be doing!

by Super Gerbil October 21, 2004

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Gardener

A person who deflowers others. Typically a slut or a man whore. A person who has taken the virginity of multiple people.

"Did you hear about Hanna last night?"
"No, what happened?"
"She banged another virgin."
"Oh my gosh, she is such a gardener!"

by BrutontheCruton July 29, 2014

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gardacked

being attacked by garden gnomes

i went over dave mccombs house and i was gardacked!!!

by nikaroo90 March 27, 2007

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garden-stated

To return to your home town for a small amount of time and then fall in love while your there.

Jason: How was Kansas City?
Brian: It was great! I was garden-stated by this hippie chick at this jazz club.

by ShawnL June 11, 2007

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Garden of Life

Garden of life, a place to curl up to. a place of song and beautiuful instrumentals. Wonderful musicians that give roots to this music. Friendships, love, life, loss, and dreams. Life's journey of one individual shared with song, her garden. Love and song from Jeanne Rose to you. A dream found, a dream shared...

Garden of Life is but a dream, let it be your gift to help you create your own dream...

by gardenoflife February 5, 2010

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