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praying grandmothers

your grandmothers prayer protecting you
“i got praying grandmothers for niggas who hate
by Freeway.re August 22, 2020
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Bald grandad

The most legend grandad out her.not only are they LEGENDARY but they have a shiny,clean bald head. They are funny and bald and the rarest of these bald Grandad spend 2-3 hours in superdry. Anyway blad grandad are legends.
Hey bald grandad where would you like to go
Let's go to superdry.
by Doornobs October 16, 2020
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Brake his Grandpa's Cane

A phase invented for females to use instead of Smash the Granny, meaning to have sex, fuck, bonk or shag.
"Are you going to have fun with that guy tonight"
"Yeah, I'm going to Brake his Grandpa's Cane"

"He said he wanted to Smash the Granny out of me, what he didnt expect was for me to Brake his Grandpa's cane before he could even undo my braC
by Mathias Leonardo May 19, 2010
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Is your grandmother Japanese?

"Oh my God, do you know where you are? Use the handrail on the escalator. Is your grandmother Japanese?"
by JormanThoad December 1, 2020
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stairway in a grandfather clock

A total upset. One of the biggest surprises you've seen in a long time. Like discovering Ma'am and George had a secret passage to upstairs for Webster, hidden away inside a faux grandfather clock.
"Wait a second. So you're telling me Ivy is a dude???"

"I slid off her pants and...fuck. I think I'm going to be sick again."

"She didn't have a bulge or anything?"

"Nope. Like a fucking stairway in a grandfather clock...ugh...I'm going to hurl again."
by pH Balance January 31, 2008
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grandfather clock

While mooning someone, the mooner bends over exposing his dick and balls. He then sways back and fourth as to make his dick look like the long pendulum on a grandfather clock
It just started as a casual moon, but then turned into a grandfather clock
by wing ding June 4, 2006
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How old is your grandpa?

A way to ask someone what score they got on a test. Used in the presence of teachers who don't want students sharing their test results.
Prima: Hey Dave, how old is your grandpa?
Secunda: 88. How old is yours?
Prima: 100.
Secunda: You son of a bitch.
by Schlang April 16, 2008
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