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Always Fucking The Painting 

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fucking the painting in game because well why not
Aydin is Always Fucking The Painting in game
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fuckin' A • fuckin-ay • fuckin awesome • Fuckin ay right • fuckin’ a • fuckin A dittybag • Fuckin' A Dude • Fuckin' A Johnny Pop • fuckin a man • Fuckin' A Right!

AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard)

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AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:

Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.
“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”

“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”
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Big Ass Fucking Boulder

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A slang term for Boulder from popular children's television show "Thomas The Tank Engine"
"Hey, do you watch Thomas The Tank Engine?"
"Nah, that shit's for losers and 4 year olds, except for Big Ass Fucking Boulder, he's cool."
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Autistic Fucking Retard

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An individual who plays the autistic card while they themselves, are not autistic at all, but use it to their advantage to attempt to divert things such as prosecutions by the court. These individuals also parade under the disguise of

"independent media" to harass those who don't agree with their antics.
DonTard just cannot abide by his probation order conditions and then goes onto his News Now Canada Independent Media account and breaches them even more, his grandma, Alma Jean Robinson would be so disappointed that her grandson became such an autistic fucking retard.

gay ass fucking black guy 

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black guy thats like really gay
that's a gay ass fucking black guy

Sucking and Fucking

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A really fucking horny synonym for sex
He was sucking and fucking his boyfriend all night
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