farts over sharts

The better of bad options

Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.

by AriAndJoe February 11, 2022

shart

when you mean to fart but you push so hard that you accidentally shit

word is a combination of “shit” and “fart”

“bro i let out a fat shart at the party yesterday and i had to leave”

by lil sharty January 29, 2021

shart

the act of farting and shitting at the same time but not just any old shit a sloppy wet stinky steamy shit so sloppy it slides down ur legs getting stuck in your leg hairs as u sprint for the shitter :)

My mum walked in on me when i sharted!

by St Dudley the V March 5, 2022

butter shart

The action of getting a stick of butter shoved in your ass and having someone then insert a object such as there penis into said ass in a poor manor causing the owner of the ass to fart spewing butter. Note some people may place a peice of toast near the ass before the fart therefore creating butter shart toast

Bro last night my girl let me butter shart her.

by The one of the one May 5, 2024

Shart cut

A short cut that is so sketchy that you are in danger of shitting yourself.

That shart cut we took down the cliff was so scary I think I may have to change my underwear.

by toughschist March 18, 2024

Tokyo Shart

The hardest shit you've ever had

I'm blasted on Tokyo Shart

by anonymous April 13, 2025

Shart

When you try to fart but shit comes out, usually diarrhea.

John: Remember that girl Cindy? On our first date I sharted. William: Oh wow, did she notice?

by Something in my dick April 9, 2022