Shart God

The all mighty lord that farts and poops her pants on a daily basis. Whenever someone comes near her, they pass out from the immense fart smell.

OMG, DID YOU SEE THE SHART GOD EARLIER?

SHE ALMOST POOPED HERSELF AGAIN

by EDP(.)(.)6969 July 10, 2021

Shart cut

A short cut that is so sketchy that you are in danger of shitting yourself.

That shart cut we took down the cliff was so scary I think I may have to change my underwear.

by toughschist March 18, 2024

shart

the shit that is worst than the average

i just shit sharted the bathroom
shart

by jfefeifwwjkaksvsiu January 2, 2020

badussy shart

When you shart while having sex with three people

“Oh No! I badussy shart”

by Bidussty October 27, 2021

Shart

when shart when shart when when when me when i me when men explode and I no longer see the life in my eyes that once glistened and the only thing standing is my shart in the golden bowl..... if I'm lucky

"Oh shart oh shart!"
"Shat?"
"SHART"

by anonymous December 4, 2022

Shart

A big liquidity poop coming out if your asshole

My gaping ass cheeks had a shart coming put it was wet and juicy like ed Sheeran pussy

by Akoowakooo October 2, 2022

shart

when you think you are going to fart but a load and messy shit comes out in stead.

"oh dang I started all over my grandma, and now she is covered in wet poop and moist oder. " I love eating my fat sharts

by Kitkatthebat March 22, 2021