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fart barnacle

Chunks of fecal matter that stick to the side of the toilet after an explosive fart. This usually happens during the course of a massive dump.
What a dump! Those fart barnacles are never coming off!
by NoodleDoodler February 6, 2014
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Aussie Fart

A fart of any duration which ends on a higher note than it started, therefore giving it the air of a question.
''Hey dude, did you say something?''
''Sorry mate, it was just an Aussie fart.''
by Grimblette September 5, 2016
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Stealth fart

This is when someone else near you farts and gets caught and you fart so that everyone else thinks it was the other person again.
I had to (fart) so bad luckily Billy farted really loud so I could let out a stealth fart.
by Fartgenious June 7, 2011
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fart tracks

When you fart so much, your panties are stained with poop particles.
When I took off my panties they were covered in fart tracks.
by Miranda816 April 27, 2015
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virgin fart

The audible passing of gas through the anus whose sound is characteristic of one who has not experienced anal penetration during anal sex.
Person 1: *farts audibly*

Person 2: "Virgin fart! Such youthful innocence!
by Chet Mannly March 19, 2019
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Conch Fart

Dude, my Chipotle gas pales in comparison to Shelly's conch farts! They're brutal!
by Sparty911 June 27, 2018
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EMP Fart

A fart capable of disturbing nearby electronic devices.
Sam: WTF? My phone call dropped right when you farted..
Dave: I've been getting a lot of extra iron in my diet, it must've been an EMP fart...
by Darth Bawls October 10, 2012
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