(n) 1. The measure of quality of and quantity of attractive women at a given location at a specific time. See also "Penility
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by Ronniucci June 21, 2010
Get the P-Factor mug.Phenomenon that occurs when seeing a person from a great distance. At such great distances the person has the potential for being attractive, but upon closer inspection is plain haggard. AKA "DDF".
Synonymous with "Fifty Yard Fakeout" and "Good from far but far from good".
Synonymous with "Fifty Yard Fakeout" and "Good from far but far from good".
"Hey Mike check out that blonde chick up there."
After passing without talking to her, "Wow that was a serious Distance Distortion Factor".
After passing without talking to her, "Wow that was a serious Distance Distortion Factor".
by KamelJockey2001 February 23, 2008
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by Sean GNYCSI October 13, 2006
Get the burlington coat factory mug.Short for Titty Hard On. When a female's nipple is erect an visible through layers of clothing due to cold, windy conditions
THO Factor: buffalo slang for wind chil
THO Factor: buffalo slang for wind chil
Man, teh THO factor is below zeoo out, I'm freezin
Must be cold out, that girl over there has a major THO
Must be cold out, that girl over there has a major THO
by Tech Geek September 7, 2004
Get the THO (Factor) mug.A measurement of how interesting or boring something is - usually a conference or training. It comes from the desire to fling oneself on the floor from boredom. A high fling factor or High FF is when something is so tedious and boring that one not only feels that one will fling oneself on the floor, but that one is within moments of doing so.
by mishymc December 7, 2009
Get the Fling Factor mug.Commonly assoctiated with the anus, or more specifically the sphincter that cuts the turds. See also turd cutter
More specifically pertaining to the digestive system wherein raw materials (food) come in at one end of a production line and go out as a finished product (turds) at the other. The mouth, tongue, and teeth act as the gathering function of production. The stomach is where the materials for production are prepared for manufacturing. The upper intestines are the production line where the finished product is made and the lower intestines serve as a location for product storage and incubation while the product waits to ship. The anus or sphincter itself acts as the shipping department.
More specifically pertaining to the digestive system wherein raw materials (food) come in at one end of a production line and go out as a finished product (turds) at the other. The mouth, tongue, and teeth act as the gathering function of production. The stomach is where the materials for production are prepared for manufacturing. The upper intestines are the production line where the finished product is made and the lower intestines serve as a location for product storage and incubation while the product waits to ship. The anus or sphincter itself acts as the shipping department.
Seth: I'm taking applications to work at my turd factory. I have an opening in the shipping department.
Kevin: What the fuck is a turd factory.
Seth: That's not important, the important thing is that I need someone to work really hard in my shipping department. I can handle all the receiving at my turd factory, but I really can't manage all the shipping.
Kevin: What if i wanted to receive instead of ship?
Seth: No, no. I'm really, really good at receiving. I see you as more of a shipper.
Kevin: You don't sound very convincing.
Seth: Okay. Tell you what. We can work things out. Sometimes I'll receive and sometimes you can.
Kevin: No thanks. I'll think I'll look for a different job.
Kevin: What the fuck is a turd factory.
Seth: That's not important, the important thing is that I need someone to work really hard in my shipping department. I can handle all the receiving at my turd factory, but I really can't manage all the shipping.
Kevin: What if i wanted to receive instead of ship?
Seth: No, no. I'm really, really good at receiving. I see you as more of a shipper.
Kevin: You don't sound very convincing.
Seth: Okay. Tell you what. We can work things out. Sometimes I'll receive and sometimes you can.
Kevin: No thanks. I'll think I'll look for a different job.
by WTF Dictionary July 13, 2012
Get the Turd Factory mug.Any creepy and sleazy establishment that thinks rape culture and rape jokes are hilarious and justifies this stance with poorly thought out arguments and ignoring complaints
Person one: Hey want to check out the new bar that opened up?
Person 2: No thanks. I heard that place is a total daiquiri factory. One of my friend's went and said the bartender laughed when a guy pretended to add GHB to her drink. GROSS.
Person 2: No thanks. I heard that place is a total daiquiri factory. One of my friend's went and said the bartender laughed when a guy pretended to add GHB to her drink. GROSS.
by Choconaumi February 4, 2014
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