kiss a football player day

October 4th is the official “Kiss a football player” day!
“Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”
by helonat0 October 03, 2021
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Touch Football

A Form of Rugby League so Its Touch Not Tackle.
Its Limited-Contact
Bob - What ta fuck is Touch Football
JS - Form of Rugby
by Walmart Tech support July 31, 2018
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football (soccer)

a fun game where the lads bully year 7’s on the 4g
by idektbf November 19, 2021
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Greenhill Football Team

ha greeng Greenhill Football Team
by ur mom010 February 08, 2022
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Beal City Football

Beal City Football is full of guys who think they’re the shit when most are just douche bags. Although there actions speak different considering they are like goated at football.
I’m joining Beal City Football!
LMAO, have fun with those douche bags
by i hate u bitches101 November 30, 2021
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White Football Player

Someone who just has a gritty attitude towards the game of football, always the first In the locker room before the game and the last one out after the game. Always has a high motor and can read the defense without having amazing talent/athleticism
Wow John is the stereotypical white football player, he never complains to the referees if the call is bad and is always on time to the game. He also just has an amazing high grit and amazing motor to help him figure out the defense. You always need a guy like John on your team.
by LTizzle3434 May 02, 2022
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Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F
Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......
by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 21, 2018
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