floof

Cutesy other name for flowers, when dogs are involved mostly, on Twitter.

The floof just looks like the sun!
The floof smells really nice.

by Floofmeister June 11, 2022

Floobs

Flat Boobs, Flat chest, whatever the equivalent is.

Haydn: Arse or tits?
Euan: Floobs.

by Chris’s Atomic Nugson July 30, 2022

floofcist

hating, criticizing or being otherwise verbally rude about or towards someone or something because of their hair; particularly house pets such as cats or dogs.

"I hate dogs with short, wiry hair"
"stop being floofcist"

by anonymous August 22, 2022

floobal

When you have the flu and hack a loogie into the mouth of your erotic partner

I gave her the fattest floobal you've ever seen!

by Sumboooty September 1, 2022

Floof

Fluffy, thats it

Floof hair!

by the girl who makes joke words September 8, 2022

floof

fluffiness

that dog has floof

by Ghonzo September 15, 2022

flomdged

When you get so stonned you literally just die.

Ayo Florence totally flomdged last night, funerals Tuesday next week.

by twateye September 26, 2022