Father negative

Term used to describe an African American household

The school determined that Devontae’s family was Father negative

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

mystery farter

Someone who toots in the night when everyone else is sleeping and it wakes everyone up. In the morning this person denies that they every farted and tries to blame it one someone else. These people are greedy!

David keeps saying he didn't fart last night even though it came from his room. What a mystery farter

by Tim Carson June 18, 2008

farter

Someone who farts on tv or on their CD!

Lindsay Lohan is a farter (TV-Wise)
Hilary Duff Is a farter (CD-Wise)

by Erin Wakey Balowey February 7, 2004

Fatherless

dreamsexuals, Zoophiles, toxic fortnite kids, people in the dsmp, people who simp for fictonal characters, people who like charli, Addison, Dixie, James Charles, jojo siwa, dababy, +and more

guy 1 : hi I like dream
guy 2 : fatherless

by a smart guy 69 January 15, 2022

Father’s Day in a Pandemic

When the most important day of the year for millions of earthly fathers in pre-pandemic days is already low key or an almost a non-event, unlike Mother’s Day that looks more like a year long affair— Father’s Day has taken a back seat in human or family relationship during this coronavirus crisis, when eating or dining out is forbidden in many parts of the world that are experiencing their second, third, or fourth wave.

This year, ironically or sadly speaking, in a number of liberal countries, Father’s Day in a pandemic is being celebrated in homes where the child is looked after by two dads rather than one—it’s Fathers’ Day, or Father’s Day 2.0, that would test the moral or social fabric of Generation Y or Z in coming decades.

by MathPlus June 19, 2021

Father Time

The oldest living thing ever.... at college. This is the person who came to college years before any other of his current classmates, and has seen over a generation of students graduate before him. He is more likely to get a prescription to Viagra before he gets a diploma Diploma. However, in his old and experienced age, their infinite wisdom and knowledge of the social dynamics of the collegiate atmosphere are invaluable.

Person 1: Who invited that 60 year old to the party?
Person 2: Relax dude, that's Father Time! He's the life of this party and can drink more than anyone!
Person 1: Well shit, I hope he doesn't steal any of our chicks!
Person 2: Yea right, he's old!

by JoNicks July 20, 2010

Father, Son and Holy Ghost

Homosexual act of inserting the penis and both balls into the anus followed by orgasm in the rectum.

His rosebud was so loose i was able to give him the Father, Son and Holy Ghost.

by Anal Love Monkey May 17, 2012