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Cross Eyed High

When you're so high off dat dank, you can't keep you shit together, much less your fucking eyes.
"Yo bro, Tommy just hit dat dab so hard, i think he got cross eyed high like a mofo"
by Brithefriguy November 23, 2018
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tugging the one eyed snake

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!
by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016
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one eyed spitting python

Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!

*Also known as poop sack*
by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015
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Frost eyed

A skank, a girl who gets cream all over her face on a daily basis.
youze a skanky smelly ass frost eyed having ass motha fuckah.
by Jared Carpenter August 29, 2005
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bleary eyed

Dulled, unaware, zero ambition.
Doesn’t see/ understand the opportunities in front of them.
Content to put up with a crap life/deal because they don’t understand there is something else or better.
You have been in this situation for so long you are bleary eyed to it.

He walks through life bleary eyed with no clue of what real fun is.
by Edz67 July 20, 2023
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Wobbly eyed

A term used by 17th century Welsh nobility to humiliate obese English men in front of their wives. Wobbly eyes was in reference to the English lack of control of their eyeballs due to low brain function.

On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.
Get that wobbly eyed idiot of an Englishman out of my pub and back into Satan's scrotum where he belongs!
by Wobblyeyedenglishmen July 27, 2023
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nigga eyed

Man or woman who has lust for a black person.
Man, Brett is nigga eyed for That Hooter girl Kelly!
by RonMark46 March 29, 2021
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