English

A dumb language created by people who wanted to make life and communication harder.

John: The word English mean you should not read this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :P

by Someone lame and bored. September 20, 2018

English G-spot

When someone describes something so well, It causes physical pleasure.

C- I always thought weed tasted so bad.
R- Yea but I love it, it's like a GOOD bad.
C- Like black coffee?

R- OMG exactly like that!! you seriously just hit my English G-spot.

by VikingOfBG October 8, 2018

English Class

English Class refers to the act of Sex . Specifically endearing sex, love making, if you may. It's a term used as a lay-low around other peers. It may or may not include BDSM, Kinks, and a TON of making out.

Hey, are you ready to study hard in English Class? ;)

by Im Married To A Toaster October 12, 2018

English

That middle school class that you never mined that much and actually kinda liked it but everyone (even your friends) though you needed a lot of mental help.

1:Yay english agian

2:U R mantaly IN saNE....

by Daniisnotpretty November 18, 2018

English'stn't

A term used to describe an individual who is so stupidly inept at English that they struggle to even vibrate their vocal chords in a manner even remotely acceptable by English speakers. Examples of sentence structures and (non-existent) terms that these individuals will use include:

-More better
-Gooder
-More gooder
-Sayed
-Putted

"Rafe is so English'stn't."

by Who toucha my spaghett? December 10, 2018

English

1. A language treated as a de facto official language by the U.S, New Zealand, Australia, and the UK. It is recognized as a de facto language by multiple countries, though having variations within the rules for each one. It is West Germanic language, which originally began in early medieval England.
2. A term for citizens of England, and the people that reside within that territory.

I speak to all of my associates using the English language, which I use with my fellow historians due to its lineage within early medieval England.

I address all of the people within England as the English. It is a popular term, and well-known term to easily address people within England.

by jjthesteve December 13, 2018

English people

Very polite people, especially older English people that still have some manners and were brought up learning respect.
Beware of the sheep that work in offices and think they're hot stuff as they are the ones that have no manners and think everybody should bow to them. Higher pisition office workers are very educated and smart.

Polite English people : May I please have a large glass of red wine and two pints of lager, please.
Sheep that work in offices : why is my fries not here yet??! Where's my food!?? I ordered a large red!!!!

by AsItIs99999 December 20, 2018