Edward

Edward is a twat.

He has a 0.5cm penis.
He is shorter than the dwarf down the road and he is the dumbest person you will ever neet

That Edward over there. Yeah he has a really small penis.

by J0nes69 June 14, 2020

Edward

He is the most amazing, intelligent, handsome and kind person, you will ever met. He always respetc everyone and treat everybody with kindness. He also a really positive person, and loves to help everybody, even when he is not at his best, he can make you smile, SO TREAT HIM WELL, or you will regret it, i'm sure. He is a great kisser and gives the BEST hugs in the intere world, so you'll want to spend a lot time cuddling. He is the best person to talk about everything and nothing, or about what is hurting you, your fellings, dreams, or about music, he has an amazing music taste, and you will probably spend a lot of time talking about it or singing together, and he probably can play something like a guitar, and he is REALLY good at it. He also gives amazing compliments, and at the exactly right time you need it, its unbelieble. He is shy but when you get to know him, or you get closer, everything change. He always support who he loves, and if you are one of them, you have to be really grateful, but you probably are, there is no way not to fall in love with him. He deserves all the good things.

person1: hey, do you know Edward?.
person2: yeah, I know, I'm his gf
person1: omg, you are so lucky, I wish I could have an Edward in my life.
person2: hahaha, yeah, he is amazing, I love him so much.

by sarahendiv August 30, 2020

Edwardo Dohertay

Most homosexual male teacher in the history of teachers.

P1: Yo this new teacher is so 'Edwardo Dohertay'
P2: Yeah dude, he sucks.

by 69glasspipeblazer September 3, 2020

edward smart

A fucking sexy ass mother fucker

You ain’t nothing compared to Edward Smart

by Ed’s God September 8, 2020

Edward

An Edward will appear in your life when you least expect it. They may feel uncomfortable to be around but that is because they are shy. Edwards have a beautiful smile and warming eyes...The more you get to know them, the more caring they will become. Edward’s are very similar to Johnny’s.

Edward is different, I love that!
Edward seems shy.

by Mini_Depp1122 September 16, 2020

Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit

Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?

I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 3, 2020

Edward Fleshands

A game in which all of the participants take a ‘horny pill’. Porn is then played on a large TV and they must each have a fleshlight taped to their hand. The last one to start jerking off wins.

Hey Bagwell fancy a game of edward fleshands?

yeah sure pretty, lemme get the horny goat weed real quick

by the nigmaster general October 3, 2020