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internet douchebag

Whiny asshole on a message board who changes his arguments when pinned down and is a major hypocrite. "Ignore that guy, he's just an internet douchebag!"
by Dalton_Orr January 21, 2009
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scuba douche

1. An aquatic douche, any person(s) of unsavory personality or taste (also consider a foul sense of humor, or downright idiotic demeanor).

2. A tomato sandwich, garnished with avocado and zucchini. The scuba douche is oftentimes enjoyed on rye bread, although it is not unheard of to be served the "S.D." on pumpernickel.
Lummox No. 1: "Hey, Martha, check out that scuba douche in the window! I'd like a slice of that douche."

Lummox No. 2: "You're such an asshole, Harvey."

'Scuba douche' is not a slang term. it isn't something you imagine would be said in Atlanta if you're from Chattanooga or Montreal. It is a completely fabricated concept, and should be disregarded as such.
by Kevin Ayers June 18, 2011
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Fatty Tuna Douche

1. A middle aged morbidly obese sexually promiscuous gay man who's ass smells strongly of tuna.
3. A liar, fraud, criminal
3. see Douche, Douchebag
Q- Did you see all the crazy shit that guy wrote?

A- Yeah. What a fatty tuna douche!
by Gut Ted Pig December 9, 2008
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dollar store douche

A person who is so much of a douche bag, that they are not described as an ordinary grocery store purchased douche bag. They are so atrocious, that they are the generic brand, white boxed douche bags one would find at the 99 cent store.
That duck-tail kid at the party was a fucking dollar store douche.
by Cincinnati Gays January 1, 2009
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douche a girl

parody of a famous song by gene chandler "duke of earl"
douche, douche, douche; douche a girl, douche, douche; douche a girl, douche, douche; douche a girl ,douche, douche...............
by andy1 November 15, 2004
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douche-noodle

A rude and irritating person, usually a man, who's douchiness is so offensive it deems it necessary to hit them over the head with a large foam noodle while the noodler yells "Douche! Douche!."

The douche could be trying to engage in unintellectual drunken come-ons attempting to get their noodle (penis) serviced, or simply trying to noodle their way into a group of non-douches.

The only proven remedy to date to deal with douche-noodles is to beat them at their own game by noodling them harder than they were originally trying to noodle you.
Douche-noodle: Heyyyyy. Is that stripes on your jacket? I like stripes. Wow. Hawt Can I spill my drink on you then take you home so you can play with my penis?

Noodler: Douche! Douche! I have a noodle! Don't make me use it! (Waves foam pool noodle wildly in douche's face)

Douche-noodle: Oh shit. I didn't realize I was being a douche-noodle. Sorry. (Noodler hits douche-noodle with noodle until he departs in shame and confusion)
by gin gin san January 15, 2011
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