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Urban Dictionary 

A once interesting website turned hateful and stupid.
Idiot:Bi Sexual are nothing but, sad confused whore blah,blah,blah. Me: Who says? Idiot:Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary by uglyhater February 24, 2012

Urban Dictionary 

Where sex is related to the word you looked up at least 95% of the time.
Jon: I bet you can't find a word on Urban Dictionary that isn't related to sex!

Spencer: You win.
Urban Dictionary by Spence751 January 3, 2013

Urban Dictionary Editors 

Douchebag pricks that only publish stupid definitions of gross and disgusting things instead of things that actually have meaning.

LONG LIVE CHLODAN!!!!
Person 1: Oh you sent a definition entry to Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm really excited for it to get published!
Person 1: Oh don't get your hopes up, unless it's about ejaculations or girls pole dancing in the most whimsical ways, it won't get published.
Person 2: Oh, I doubt it!
~~~~~~THE NEXT DAY~~~~~~
Person 2: Wow! They really didn't publish it!
Person 1: Those damn Urban Dictionary Editors! We should start a boycott!
THE REST OF THE WORLD: YEAH!!!!!!!

Urban Dictionary 

One of the most amazing and terrifying places to visit on the interwebs
It not only defines almost any word you can think of, but it does it by real people and in the most amusing (and terrifying) of ways.
Person 1: I went on Urban Dictionary today to look up a word
Person 2: Yeah and?
Person 1: It was scary... and I got sidetracked... and it was fun... but I never actually got the definition I was looking for

urban dictionary 

a shitty ass website that attempts to define what cannot be defined or is on some level or form "unacceptable;" ironically, the editors define the definition of shit.
People at Urban Dictionary are hipsters.
urban dictionary by 17UOENO17 December 17, 2013

Urban dictionary standards 

1. something managed primarily by urban dictionary editors, not really any set of policy.

2. Something that maybe once existed, but now have been radically reduced judging that the likes of suicide wank and badly wrapped kebab exist, it seems as if their quality standards may have gone from "Useful and necessary controversial contributions" to "lol sex".

3. synonym for inexistence

4. something that produces a large quantity of clever yet utterly useless definitions, such as this one
My definition of boner garage is totally gonna go down well with those urban dictionary editors, it's up to the urban dictionary standards.

My definition of antidisestablishmentarianism was denied in place of a contribution about eminem's wang. #urbandictionarystandards

Hah, you have a girlfriend like urban dictionary standards exist.

My definition is totally going to pass urban dictionary standards, because it's clever.