ding, ding

1. The sound a person emits after partaking in the process of smoking marijuana, indicating how incredibly baked the individual is. Often followed by some illogical statement involving oven mitts and burnt cookies and much laughter.

1. Micah: Ding, ding!
Tim: I know dude, I know.
Micah: Like a couple of burnt cookies.
(absurd giggling)

by TrickerTim December 18, 2008

Ring Dinging

Sexual practice where someone eats onion rings off of your erect penis.

Man, Lex got so wasted last night she she didn't want to wait for food OR sex so was Ring Dinging me through 3 full orders of onion rings. Best drunken sex night of my life bro!

by KingLucifer January 17, 2021

Ding dong

Someone’s penis or vagina

She has one big ding dong! -σя- His ding dong is a pretty big one!

by Destiny-Destiny June 1, 2018

Ding Dong

Did you just fucking search for ding dong? Why the fuck would you search for that? Are you fucking retarded? Are you just THAT bored? You know what,fine! I'll tell you! Its another word for penis, dipshit.

Why the fuck is ding dong in your god damn search history?!

by ColorfulMarshadow April 16, 2020

ding

ding is a word that u say when u see a cripple or something stupid happens

one time i went to apple bees and screamed ding at the ppl in there

by air-bear is me February 24, 2008

ding

Commonly ‘be/get dinged /dɪŋd/. One is dinged when one is contacted by the NHS Track-and-Trace app and told to self-isolate following possible exposure to someone with Covid. ‘Ding’ is onomatopoeic after the sound of a smartphone notification.

(This usage is observed in Cambridge, UK, where this entry is written - for the record.)

I got dinged by the app and I’ve no idea why.

by xoxo_c4thy.blo0m_xoxo June 28, 2021

Ding Ding Fairy

An uncle John that creeps in the room of Brittany, has his way with her and then leaves his ding ding behind so she can continue to pleasure herself.

Hey I saw that ding ding fairy in your room last night was it uncle John?

by skatmandiddlybop December 25, 2022