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I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t

...and I have the balls.

Said as "I am Dave EXCLAMATION MARK yognau(gh)t!"

The call of greeting between multiple yognau(gh)ts whenever they meet.

First used in YoGPoD 32: I am Michael McDonald and I Listen to the YoGPoD All Day. It was a saying taken from a fan-letter by "Nick Fuckface" from Australia describing his encounters with a shaken soda can which created a singularity. Simon/Honeydew approved of this saying and encouraged Yognau(gh)ts to use as a greeting. It stuck with the fanbase.
Yognaut: "I am DAVE! YOGNAU(GH)T!"
Yognaught: "...and I have the balls!"
Yognaut: "Eiffel tower."
by PKFifer November 20, 2011
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When you hold in your shit on a hot day so it turns into messy diarrhea and you let it all out on someone elses chest.
Guy-"Man, I can't hold it anymore or this will become some Dirty daves soup imported from detroit"
Guy 2- "Serve me up a bowl right on my chest"
by Mcflurry69 July 27, 2011
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Dave

Everyone wants to know Dave. Dave is an adventurer who walks the world. Dave has the biggest heart; bigger than a hippo. People want to be Dave's friend so bad that they created a week to celebrate. #DaveWeek

Dave is family.
Hey man. You got to go to #daveweek? I saw you on the Megatron at the Jazz game!

I'll be Saving with my buds at the bowling alley! See you there!
by hjones3001 December 22, 2021
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Dave Austin

Owner of Squid Jig brand Egihead and professional Fishing guide and Quite possibly the best fisherman in Australia.
Wow, there’s Dave Austin. I want to go fishing with him
by Egihead February 21, 2019
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Dave Senior Tyee

Any Chinook salmon over 21lbs.
Me: "Hey Dave, how big do you think that fish is"

Dave Senior: "35 pounds!"
Me: *Puts it on the scale* "Wow 22 pounds"
David Summers: "A Dave Senior Tyee"
by HardyFisher December 5, 2017
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Dave’s Icecream

To go and makeout. Used to get away friends so you can be alone to makeout
“Hey, I’m leaving with Rach to get Dave’s Icecream.”
by Tj boi dillic July 25, 2018
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