pressure cooker

A cross between the dutch oven and cleveland steamer. A sex act where the man proceeds to take as large a shit as possible, preferably after eating mexican food, kimchi or drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon to create that stew like consistency that is so familiar in the pressure cooker, on the womans chest and pulls the covers over her head to pin her to the bed while she futily tries to fight her way out.

Best served along with a Manatee.

Guy: Yeah man Cindy wouldn't swallow last week so I gave her a bitchin pressure cooker to teach her a lesson. She gobbles that shit now.

Guy2: Wooord

by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007

cooked meat

a persons with a small cock or someone whose into gay bj

gay 1: did you see that, he had some cooked meat right there
gay 2: we ought to go cook it for him

by kinkyvag April 28, 2014

last chook

The last chicken in the barrel before you shove it up your ass. This practise is performed mainly by bald, sex-starved men in their Forty's, living in their dad's closet.

He shoved the last chook up his ass and took a bow. Someone hurled a boot at him.

by BastardizeD BottomburP March 29, 2003

ookie chookie

hottest guy in the world greatest personality ever has a huge dick and amazing in bed

That guy is definatly my ookie chookie.

by poseidon101 July 15, 2011

Yann Cooke

That one person who is not chill. You should avoid at all costs.

Person1: Did you see that guy
Person2: ye, I bet his name was Yann Cooke

by FeisterThroneSucks October 20, 2019

Look out for the cook out

When one unleashes a fresh load of warm knuckle children onto a grilled item at a barbecue, usually a burger or hot dog.

Unsuspecting victim: "Ugh why are these burgers so soggy?"
Valarie: "Look out for the cook out!"

by Catfish1129 May 30, 2018

Rice Cooker

A combustion-engine road vehicle that has its peak performance at high RPMS, making them sound like the pistons are gonna come flying out of the engine.

Id ride a harley any day rather than one of those rice cookers

by ID Tigerman May 17, 2006