by MobileInfantry February 2, 2015
Get the cunt spoutmug. Somebody who is proud of his/her (usually her) 'addiction' to coffee; somebody who never shuts up about how much he/she needs coffee to function, as if it's a quirky personality trait, or a hobby, or just something to make her seem like an interesting human being.
Usually a fan of Starbucks or some other shitty chain café; usually takes a particular type of coffee (Latté, Mocha, (worst of all) Frappuccino) and tells everybody that it's "all I ever drink."
Usually a fan of Starbucks or some other shitty chain café; usually takes a particular type of coffee (Latté, Mocha, (worst of all) Frappuccino) and tells everybody that it's "all I ever drink."
"I've got to have a cup of coffee, I can't start the day without one! I can't do anything until I've had my macchiato! I can't help it, it's just who I am!"
"Shut the fuck up, you Coffee Cunt"
"Shut the fuck up, you Coffee Cunt"
by CatCity November 13, 2011
Get the Coffee Cuntmug. A "Jack Cunt" is someone who is selfish, unwilling to work and use energy during a task involving more than one person. The person who has been deemed a "Jack Cunt" may also try to use excuses to avoid performing the required task, which usually involves them suddenly disappearing, then reappearing after the task has been completed. Jack Cunts will always think about themselves first..
by phantomplayerX May 30, 2015
Get the Jack Cuntmug. by WittyIG April 25, 2019
Get the Cunt Swabmug. 1. noun: Someone who is unquestionably and entirely a cunt.
2. noun: female genitalia in its entirety
2. noun: female genitalia in its entirety
by N. Oddy November 13, 2013
Get the absolute cuntmug. by Willhelmina Plowes May 7, 2015
Get the meaty cuntmug. by VIGOROUS JONESY February 1, 2017
Get the He-Cuntmug.