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Cocaine

YEEEEEAAAHH MAAAAN! GOTTA LOVE THAT COCAAAIIINEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'LL GET YA HIIIIIGHH AS FUUUUUUUUUCK.

It's powered suger dumbass.
"Eyy man, you got da goooooods?"

"Cocaine shouldn't be used as it'll get you HIIIIGH AS FUUUUCK."
by POKECHUU April 6, 2017
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cocaine

an addictive drug derived from coca or prepared synthetically, used as an illegal stimulant and sometimes medicinally as a local anesthetic.
synonyms: informalcoke, crack (cocaine), blow, freebase, nose candy, rock, snow
"they intercepted a multimillion-dollar shipment of cocaine"
by pete rockz June 16, 2017
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Cocaine Nicole

A girl that really loves cocaine
Person 1: "why do you call her cocaine nicole"
Person 2: "because she loves cocaine"
by Jonny Aingott July 13, 2017
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cocaine

The stuff that made Aerosmith sound good.
After Aerosmith stopped using cocaine, they were reduced to making songs such as "I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing".
by DoesItDjent? December 5, 2017
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cocaine

it will ruin your life. no questions asked.
cocaine is a bitch. thats all.
by magic potato of idk December 6, 2017
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Cocaine

by The Guys Who Has Banter December 14, 2017
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Cock-a-doodle-poo

When the rooster days of strutting around with an unclipped beak filling up the hatcheries from banging defenseless hens are over. It's when the bachelor flocks anal pecking causes a lot more than explosive diarrhea. It's when the promiscuous days start to take their toll and the rooster begins to whoop Faecal droppings uncontrollably creating a cheap ass comedy act which causes embarrassment and feather staining.
Dr Chook: "If you're going to allow Giffer into the house, you'd have to start putting him in nappies"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"
by chicken diapers April 13, 2018
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