clusterfacts

Clusterfacts are a collection of either out of context facts or completely made up facts bundled together and delivered in a rapid fire fashion. Like a clusterbomb

This is a strategy used mostly by right wing political pundits when being interviewed on television. When they are asked a question that undermines their position on a subject they drop clusterfacts like crazy to force they interviewer deal with the unrelated or inaccurate facts. When successfully deployed the interviewer is left arguing facts unrelated to the original question.

Any interview with Michelle Malkin. When asked to explain her support for the Iraq war she launched into a scree of clusterfacts that are easily proven wrong on an individual basis, but en-masse they overwhelm the interviewer.

by earth2kelly August 4, 2009

Cluster truck

When a group of two or more semi trucks are blocking traffic.

I would have been here sooner but I got caught up in a couple of cluster trucks on the interstate.

by allthenamesrused October 3, 2013

Clusterfuck

(n) the management strategy and architecture utilized by the Edmonton Oilers. It relies heavily on incompetence and ego and downplays traditional values like accountability and heart. To be a true clusterfuck you must be completely devoid of foresight and oblivious to the present situation. You must only focus on successes of at least 25+ years ago as merit for any and all decisions made in the present day.

"Wow, I'm glad our NHL team isn't a clusterfuck like the Oilers."

by Poor Badger December 3, 2014

Chister

Chister means you've been waiting for that one particular thing to happen

I've been Chister for you to get out of the store

by Scared of my own immaturity November 27, 2018

mr chesterfield

A teacher, if you are 1 second late for his class your gone. Also Mr Chesterfield says "Be On Time", Other names, Mr Chesterfield, Mr Chestiballs, Senior Ballos Chesty and Chesty

Mate, we have to hurry uo for Mr Chesterfields class were gone.

Mr Ballos Chesty smells of sweat and dirt

by fucking hell mate October 22, 2013

Chubster

this word means totally awsome pony who is awsomely pertii and bound to win prettist mare or most handsome gelding still a novice but look at herr or himm goo.

That pony is a 'Chubster'

by HollieBonnolii X August 11, 2008

Clusterfuck

The Metal Gear Online beta, offered for download and play by Konami which has now been restricted to Japan only after massive server failure

Dude did you try out the MGO beta?
Nah, twas a clusterfuck of epic proportions

by McTalon April 22, 2008