coochiecumber

A cucumber used for female masturbation.
In response to someone saying they stuck a cucumber in their pussy then fed it to the neighbors.

"While someone else is selling coochiecumbers for $150 a piece because there's a market for damned near everything."

by Skull7Squisher4 December 17, 2021

Coochie van

Describes a vehicle where women get their doonies beaten. Typically used by rapper YNJAY.

“She finna get fucked in this coochie van.”

by Coochie fan man December 18, 2021

coochie high

When you smoke and the high hits your coochie

“can’t believe I’m having a coochie high”

by Realpretttyy.4 December 31, 2021

Coochie Crude

Analogous to crude oil, Coochie Crude is the thickest, most abundant form of menstrual blood.

Much like the Keystone XL carries a large supply of oil, my Diva Cup is a pipeline bursting with Coochie Crude.

by Catgar February 9, 2022

Coochie

Smth totally innocent
Like petting dogs

I like coochie

by Totally not marge February 11, 2022

coochiecain

Snorting cocaine out of one’s cooch

Yo want to link tonight to Coochiecain

by Xxxpp February 11, 2022

Coochie

God upwardly slice in the womans croch and BOOM Coochie.

God: imma just cut a woman real quick, a damn, OH SHIT A KID CAME OUT
narrator: and thats how jesus was made.
a coochie is a slit where peepee go in and kid come out, sometimes liquid comes out.

by alexthechoochieslayer69 February 12, 2022