Chocolate Husband

A denizen of the Luxembourg region, often originating from Belgium. Expert chocolatier, specializing in the gourmet crafting of chocolate waffles.

Often a sweet companion, but lacking in real substance.

"Hey girl, I heard you're back on the market?"

"No, I got me a Chocolate Husband!"

by Laughing Stoic February 27, 2011

Chocolate Potluck

When, on a vacation for example, a large group of people who are forced to share one bathroom happen to take a dump into the same bowl consecutively, resulting in a funky mix of everyone's sauces that can only be described as a chocolate potluck.

Mike: Hooo, crap, man, that's some gnarly stank there in the bathroom. Who used the crapper?

Jim: Donna, Elyse, Alex, RJ, Sam, and Frank. Just in the last thirty minutes.

Mike: Well, I might as well add to the chocolate potluck.

by Jeffobazoni June 19, 2011

It's just chocolate

An excuse made when people see any of your personal belongings covered with brown stains. This phrase is mostly used as a defense against the assumption that the stains derived from feces.

Guy: How do like my room babe.
Girl: It's nice. (Looks at bed sheets) Why are there brown stains all over your bed?
Guy: Uh... it's just chocolate.

by canadianbananabot September 22, 2011

chocolate Gomez

When you take a chunky diarrhea on a girls face. From the same family as Dirty Sanchez

The chocolate Gomez is a sure fire way to make sure she never calls you again

by 92749(84026253) January 14, 2023

Chocolate lesbians

An alternative term for ‘chocolate leibniz’

I am so craving some chocolate lesbians

by Chocolesbian April 10, 2023

chocolate bismarck

Anal variation of a creampie.

Every time my girl gets drunk she wants a chocolate bismarck.

by poco gato October 16, 2019

Hotch chocolate

When you clench buttcheeks while trying to hold in diarrhea without success resulting in it flowing into your hotch

Who's ready for some fresh hotch chocolate

by The herkster November 18, 2020