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Chat Hair

Similar to sex hair, but achieved only when making out.
Characterized by a large, ratty, mat of hair on the back of the head, like someone had been rubbing their hand, or a pillow, there.
"Well that is some super fine chat hair you have going on"
by Bill Gardener June 21, 2006
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The group chat

the group chat is the most epic thing to ever be made in the world, i wanna f u c c your b o o t y ;) nu homo
have you seen the The group chat? yeah! it’s pretty f r e c k i n g e🅱️ic! 🤠
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JC Chat

Round the clock toolville AIM chat where 14 year olds converge to talk about how much 50cent sucks, and Good Charlotte is so much better.

Also may include a message board with daily posings of goatse
Kit Fist0 Ima Tool: Is there a chat going on?
YoSoyUnHomo-Ghey: Invite yourself, JC Chat.
by pfft, your mom September 2, 2003
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Chat Gerbil

A person present in a chat room without a personality, that one by one, copies the personality of another chatter in type, font, actions.
Look, the Chat Gerbil took (user's) personality this time
by HawkAKAStephen December 20, 2008
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Chat Spacker

A cyber bully. By using words online to offend others you become a chat spacker.
Tom: Dave was calling me names online last night.

Sally: Ah, he's such a Chat Spacker, ignore him.
by malcomthird December 8, 2009
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chatbush

A sudden attack made from a concealed position against an innocent member of an online community. One is intending only a brief engagement on a social networking site or email provider, e.g. Facebook or Gmail, and one is subsequently accosted by a person of unsavory or over enthusiastic disposition via chat. The resulting conversation is neither desired nor succinct, and one cannot escape for fear of denying the chatbandit's vital need for social affirmation. Ultimately ones responses are reduced to mere letters or sounds.

chatbandit: one who chatbushes.
respectibleindividual@aol.com is merely passing through the social network

lolzorz!@shitforbrains.com: HI! so today i had like the best thing of popcorn at the movies.

respectibleindividual@aol.com: oh, that is quite exciting, i was just about to

lolzorz!@shitforbrains.com: it was so buttery it got all on my hands! has that ever hapened to you?

respectibleindividual@aol.com: mm hmm

lolzorz!@shitforbrains.com: (further unnecessary information)

respectibleindividual@aol.com: k

later:

respectibleindividual@aol.com: god i got brutally chatbushed by that chatbandit. i expected to be on there for a few minutes, he had me by the short ones for like an hour. my responses were reduced to mere onomatopoeia!
by ramuska October 2, 2009
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Chat Blocker

A person who comments on a status update or anything else similar to that and ruins a good conversation between two people.
Mark: "So i was totally flirting and gaming up Alicia over on her status update."

Carlos: "Oh rlly? What happened?"

Mark: "It was all going good i was totally making an impression and about 25 comments in this douche posted a comment and just ruined it. She stopped replying after that."

Carlos: "Wow what a Chat Blocker!"
by Wanterito April 16, 2011
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